Glory! Not only do I feel I’ve recovered completely… I woke up this morning thinking “Shit, I have to return that pair of Cheap Monday Marble Sky-high jeans that refused to go up past my fanny” - I tried them on thinking I might have been bloated at the time of purchase and I’m so stoked I did… all the projectile puking I did over this past weekend saved me a trip up to LA - THEY FIT!

Moving on to less disturbing affairs, while reading my April issue of Nylon, I received a text from good pal Holly Stonita asking me to “Do Da Stanky Legg”. Uh, WTF? Since I’m in no way hip-hop dance savvy, Holly was kind enough demonstrate for me us in class.

Too good. Sorry Holly! I had to!

Until next time,

VICTORY OR DEATH

Yours,

Julia Vaughn